Serpent (serpent_849) wrote,
Serpent
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Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to these questions. Paste the first entry to pop up under your answer.


1.Your name?

Marina


the coolest person in the world just because thats how it is.
did you see marina? dang shes just so cool.

2. Your age?

20

the number before 21 and after 19. generally used when counting.
"i can count to twenty!"
"twenty is my favorite number."


3. One of your friends?

Lizz

the finest hot ass you will ever see. usually has killer jet black hair. usually is a democrat, and loves taco bell. they are amazing at everything they do. they usually have bangin' bodies and they love to hate on people.
"Dayumm, look at that fine piece of ass! Her name must be Lizz!"

4. What should you be doing right now?

sleeping

To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.

5. Favorite color?

violet

a beautiful flower or an extremely sexy girl. a flirtatious, crazy person can be referred to as a Violet. The flower is found in Africa; see African Violets and a Violet girl is found wearing hoop earrings and smiling.
Random Savillion: "Did you see that girl dancing at the club last night?"
Urban Adolescent: "Yeah, dude. She was such a VIOLET."

Random Savillion: "Those flowers are beautiful."
Urban Adolescent: "They're violets."

6. Hometown?

Moscow

Largest city in Europe, with a population of over 10,000,000. Former capital of the USSR, now capital of the Russian Federation.
The city is built in a series of rings surrounding the Kremlin, a massive medieval fortress in the center of the city which contains several palaces, cathedrals, and government buildings.
The subway system is the world's most used, and also one of the most extensive. Its beautifully decorated, spacious stations often feature opulent marble floors and crystal chandeliers. The city itself is experiencing a period of economic boom, with office rents skyrocketing and new apartment towers shooting up like weeds. Despite this, many in the city suffer from low living conditions, and much the rest of Russia has been left behind. The metropolis suffers from high pollution and glacial traffic, but is quickly rising to its place as one of the premier cities of Europe.
The winters in Moscow are incredibly cold.

7. Birth month?

june

The month the hottest people in the world are born.
DAMN! i'm hot i was born in june!

8. Last person you talked to?

mum

A word americans don't know how to spell

Also townies use the phrase 'your mum' as an insult
me: fuck off
Townie: your mum

9. What did you last eat?

condensed milk

SOAP BAR
Popular "hashish" found in the UK.

soap bars weighing 9oz / 250 grams, on average contain 1/3 oz / 10 grams of flower / resin and up to 200 grams of inert ground-up shade leaf. The remainder consist of c.40 grams of various noxious substances. Using mass spectrometry they found the most common of these are as follows:
Glue
Dyes
Carcinogenic solvents such as Toluene and Benzene (from petrol/turpentine/diesel)
Henna
Pine resin (to mask the smell of the above)
Plastic (often from repressing/remixing bars using petrol/diesel)
Tranquilizers / barbiturates (often veterinary in origin like ketamine)
Other ingredients found include;
Tar / bitumen
Wax / Boot polish
Condensed milk powder
Brick dust / sand
Digested organic matter / excrement
45 UKP is what this soap bar will cost you

10. Your nickname?

serpent

One Sexy Serpent!
He's very slippery and lovely! ;)
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